Ann Marie Warmenhoven

clare's cousin-friend but more of a sister, college roommate (never again!), knows more languages than you, going to save the world

Maria Salvat

clare's friend since high school,  saving us one comma at a time, confidant, setting the example for motherhood

Sheena Kelly

clare's friend since high school, yearbook camp nerd, artist extraordinaire, ice cream rulz

Allison "BuckyLolitaChurro" Liwanag

clare's friend since high school,  puts your friend's loyalty to shame, the group's personal stylist, by far the classiest of us all

Bridget and Ruth Liddell

clare's cousin-little sisters, life of the (holiday) party, masters of inside jokes beer halls and easter egg hunts,  "the twins!"

Liliana "Lily" Salvat

clare's godchild, future volleyball star, can do better CPR than you

Robert "Rob" Jenkins

aaron's friend from law school, master of the rubik's cube, stand-up comedian by night/lawyer by day 

Chau Nguyen

aaron's friend from law school, ask him for restaurant recs, food and booze connossieur 

Laura Bialon

aaron's sister, lover of bison, ask her for a horse fact, wants to do a duck-face-selfie with you

Lisa DeMichael 

aaron's sister, the hottest teacher in cicero, try to show her a giraffe or weimaraner she doesn't like 

Aaron "Lothar"  Louis DeMichael

rhino (tuba) 4 life, the only food is korean, MST3K should be played 24 hours a day, master of the furry animals, loves clare a lot

Clare Louise Desmond

still working on that crochet item she owes you, wishes ice cream was a legitimate food group, wants to invent a heated blanket snuggie (engineers welcome to contact her), loves aaron a lot